Two guys go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first guy turns to the second and says, "You've got to go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the other guy. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second guy.
Exasperated and starving, the first
guy digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second guy pops out from behind a rock and yells, "THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!"
PS: Did you laugh?
