Jul 28, 2003 09:38 PM
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(Updated Jul 28, 2003 09:38 PM)
Hey guys know one thing? I can make like thousand serials like Ekta Kapoor. WHAT DID U SAY? I can't? Well read on....
Step no.1# Get an actress who can cry throughout the serial, make her the pativrataa naari, is supposed to be 'ideal'! puhleez!!!
Step no.2# Get an actress who'll do all the 'chugali' and almost anything n everything to outwit and outsmart the one mentioned in step no.1.
Step no.3# Kill the hubby of the pativrataa and then make him comeback after he impregantes 'other' woman when he was supposedly 'dead'
Step no.4# Stuck here??? Introduce a new 'woman' who will jalaao the ghar of pativrataa naari.....old wine in a new bottle.
Step no.5# All the characters in all the serials must be found in every other serial you make. All the locations are to be same and all the sequences should be shot with the all the actors.....to confuse all your viewers!!!
Step no.6# If nothing works, go to step no 1 and repeat all the steps to launch a new serial on some new channel....
Whoa........am I coming down too heavily on Ektaa. Atleast she has found a way to express her frustration she might have had in her life. What abt us fellas? U are glued to the TV and watch all this crap in all these serials....The wires are loose in our heads!!!
OK OK don't yelll....here's my list of the WORST five serials of ALL TIMES:
1)Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhie Bahu Thi: Mother of all the worst serials....makes u feel like slamming u're head or throw away u're TV.....Kyun...kyun yeah serial banaya??
2)Kahani ghar ghar ki: What ghar? Who's ghar? I have not seen any ghar so far like this? So many murders, so many lies, so much of impossible crap...have u heard?
3)Kusum: She marries and divorces and falls in love and marries.....hey don't u guyz ever think I watch all this...just got to know from others
4)Kutumb:I cannot force any more abuse on 'POOR' Ektaa....She should really consult a doc. for mental health...
5)All the Ekta Kapoor serials starting with K: I'll make a serial...Kyunki Ektaa hamesha se pagal thi...Kyun Ektaa main hi kyun?.....Bla bla bla bla
Monotonous isn't it?
