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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

**MouthShut per ye hain sub ke yaar

*Up above in readership so High

Like a diamond in the sky….

Twinkle Twinkle ….

*Missile Star

*Was my first ***Yaar…

**He wrote in **haste

*His comments were **fast

*He wrote and wrote and wrote

Until one fine day we found

Twinkle Twinkle

He Sprinkled Sprinkled

Hoards of slang

Twinkle Twinkle he went up the sky

**MS ne ker diya usse deep fry!

*Twinkle Twinkle

Hakoona Matata

Was made Star

In front of my eyes ***yaar

**Now he sits in **Bangaluru

****New Reviews ussne likhna nahi kiya shuru

**Twinkle Twinkle

Then came **FE uncle….

*Twinkle Twinkle

**Kabhi meri haar

*****Kabhi usski har har har

**Twinkle Twinkle

MS turned into a battle ground

We all set with our battalion with grins and frown

Twinkle Twinkle

**Samajh gaya main yaar

**His har har har….

was a World war I weapon

**Lagaa diya maine uss chapter per dhakkan

**Twinkle Twinkle

There came a doctor

**Doctor makkhimaar….

****Usse kya pata tha yaar

**He used MS antics with his patients

**Ab usska business hai in full tussion!

*Now he seldom writes

**Paisa itna aya usske paas

**He is now Ramu’s Co-producer

Twinkle Twinkle

**Aage hai Cool Water Yaar

*Romantic review ka ek waar…

**And bun gayee wo bhi star…

*****Missile ne ussko bheja taar

****Bola… buj gaya mera guitar

****Unn baton ko ab chhodo yaar

*****Aaage hai mera dusra shikaar ahem ek aur star

**Amit Mishra is he name

Writing fun reviews was his game

And one fine day he rocked the galaxy

**Per ek last line likh ker….bana diya wine ka lassi!

*Twinkle Twinkle

**Zulu baba ke hue darshan

*****4 apsaraayein aur 4 full bottle kiya maine arpan!

*He become too happy

**Aur bhul gaye he was baba jhappi papii

****Khol diya apna chonga ***and he sang

**Aye Mahesh Crab Khila

**Ram Ram Ram!

Twinkle Twinkle

Then came Shalini star

She followed ***Dharmendarrrr

**Got drunk and ***chadh gayee tanki ke upar

**Suuiiciiide she screamed….

**MS Management darr gaya yaar

*****Jaldi se laga diya ussper star!

*Twinkle Twinkle

Then came Games Bond

**FDFSFR ki hui barsaat

*MS got drenched till waist

**Ussko bhi diya star in haste

**Twinkle Twinkle

Then there was player

Running he was as a marathon racer

**300 Review kiya ussne paar

*****Bola ab to de do mujhko star….

****MS bola get your STAR but QUIT INDIA yaar

**He is retired but not hurt

Anytime this volcano can burst

into a series of marathon reviews yaar

Twinkle Twinkle

**Ye saare wo star hai yaar

*****Jinse hui apni mukaa laat!

*Twinkle Twinkle

There are more star…

But they are kind of dormant yaar….

Up above the sky so high

Let’s raise a toast to them ***saain!

**Dedicated to all the star friends here and their tremendous performance by gifting us fab reads every time!