Terrible Movie I wouldn't suggest!. Review on Fifty Shades Freed

I remember a few years back

watching the first 50 shades of grey

film and thinking to myself how could

this get any worse but it did. There's no

artistic value or substance to this

movie and when they wrote the script for

this film they had no intention of

making a quality cinematic experience

for people and I know they

wanted to make trash and that's really

upsetting.

It almost disgust me now. Everything else hinges on

and that is the sex scenes that go down

throughout this film and they're all

pretty boring to watch they're almost

tedious and monotonous. And when you have

a character who is a billionaire who has

a dark side with mommy issues and he has

a playroom with whips and chains and

everything you can imagine you would

imagine some entertaining erotic stuff

would happen in these movies. No there's

nothing entertaining about the sex

scenes in this film they're underwhelmed

to say the least and you can at least

have that in a terrible movie that would

get people talking that will get the the

audience excited and the juices flowing.

But in all seriousness I want to talk

about something else. I want to talk

about love I want to talk about when a

man loves a woman you don't take that

for granted time is a precious commodity

you can't buy it you can't sell it

and once it's gone it's gone forever;

with that said I'm gonna take this and

put it up here. It's sort of

underwhelming when you have a movie

based on sex and they can't even make

the sex entertaining to watch it's a

letdown if you guys want to see good sex

scenes that are erotic and over the top

and a little bit edgy and just raunchy

just go watch movies like Basic Instinct.

I remember the first time I watched that

movie I was eight years old and I

watched it at 3 o'clock in the morning

on HBO it made me the man I am today. I I

would even say the love scene between

Jack and Rose in the movie Titanic with

the steamy hand on the window that was

more erotic than anything you'll see in

Fifty Shades freed. Now I will say the

best thing about this film is it is the

final film in the franchise which is a

good thing. Now here are my final

flicking thoughts. This movie is not a real movie.

I don't know what to call this. I want to

say it's softcore porn but that gives a

bad name to softcore porn. We'll just

call this an abomination against

humanity starring two mannequins who

give terrible performances while

mumbling lines off a script that should

have never been written and nothing

happens in this movie. This is a movie

about nothing it's as two characters

that you don't like and don't care about

going place to place that make love a

few times you're bored by it and in the

last 15 minutes of the movie they try to

shoehorn in a kidnap stalker story and

then they give you 38 seconds of

character development about the

character of Christian Grey; so I'm going

to give this movie an F and can you

guess what the F stands for. That's right

oh that felt good so yeah Fifty Shades

of freed gets an F it's a terrible movie

it's a terrible franchise and it's a

detriment to everything creative or that

has any substance in Hollywood. It's a

letdown that millions of dollars get

tossed at things like this.