Classic Definitions and Cool Meanings. Review on Effective Time Management at Work

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This warning is for those who are looking out for some serious issues/reviews. Please do not Sue me for killing your precious time in anticipation of a good review. There isn't any review. Just few thoughts. That's it

T I M E P A S S

READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL

And I know I have chosen wrong category as there was no category to fit this one.. this one was the nearest!

PS : These are just the thoughts, no offense!!

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The other day when I was going through one of the review on MS about TIME PASS, I was just laughing and laughing after reading that review. It was such a wonderful review on how to kill the time with all the possible activities that you could not imagine(not have tried).

After going through that review, I took a oath that day to write a TIME PASS review(Which would be of absolutely no use to others) whenever I have time or rather I want to kill the time ( Well the faster you do it the better, otherwise Time will kill you!)

So here I am trying my skills at best to write one such time pass review :-)

As the Name of the review suggest, go through some of the CLASSIC DEFINITIONS and COOL MEANINGS

Here we go.............

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ''the minds of either''.

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway ''See I am not injured yet.''

24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. Ability : The power to borrow when the other person doesnt want to lend.

your comments and advises are most welcome..........

Chill out...

Amith