Jan 22, 2008 09:21 PM
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(Updated Jan 23, 2008 12:47 PM)
Tharak! Khundak! Masti! Bandi! Bistar! Sister! Mister! Mord! Posh! Mini Skirt! Gashti! GB Road Basti! Scandal! Bangle! DPS Case! Beautiful Face! Eager to sleep with lass! Moral! Wrong! Right! Ambition! Frustration
~How many you kill at one go?
Welcome to the review of **“Dil Dosti etc.” the opening shot of the movie-
Three Delhi University Students in tete-a-tete:
“Tu ek baar me do ke saath ker saktaa hai?
“haan, no big deal”
“aur teen?”
“safed paani ki jheel samajh rakhee hai kya?”
What a brilliant powerful start for a movie dedicated to tete-a-tete, lifes and times of young urban Indian!
The Message Conveyed “When You are Young, Possibilities are Endless!” reason why most of the PYTs are engaged with their phones while traveling on bus, walking on road and sitting pretty in Metro Rail vice versa for Young Studs and College Hunks!
~Know the Snake Charmer!
We meet Apurva(Imaad Shah), Young urban college dhikro! Rich Father and Wholesome life, Delhi mein rahtaa tha deewana with his Yezdi Bike! **Oh I know someone with similar statistics!His tryst with life- to see what is not normal and to experience what is not easily available, one which is not in open but secluded in dark lanes, closed quarters.
His motto for life? Kill the snake and its nest whenever, wherever you see! Those who could not understand this motto M2M FE! We see him at Kotha Number 58, just above the “Bansal” Hardware Store! Who else are Bansals here? I am sure many among us have gone there some for a wipe others to buy pipe!
~Mishra Mishra! Koi aur bhi hain yahaa?
Meet Sanjay Mishra, a true to heart, high morale SRS College student from **US of B.
He is a hosteller and he is the presidential candidate for upcoming DUSU Elections. He has a strong fan following of his fellow US of B citizens. Ok ok let me give you straight *ickhead! It’s United States of Bihar! Now partitioned in two, with birth of Jharkhund! All Mishra fans are his die hard supporters and are leaving no stone unturned with election slogans like:
Jaa Jhaaaarke!(whenever they see a girl from Miranda)
Subke Baatein, Humraa Daatein!(when they see girls of their own college, who don’t give these fella even a look)
~Those who burnt the bed alive!
Precisely Three girls! No! One hore and two girls! One among the two is a school girl! But friends she is the best among the lot! Guess why all those MMSs are made at DPS! The second girl is a rich *kudi *and aspiring to be Miss India!
~Thodi si saawdhaani; Jindagi bher asaani!
Never enter a challenge just for the heck of it. That’s what Mishra did! He and Apurva, one clear morning at one of the numerous tea stalls at DU Campus, challenged each other! A challenge that started with Apoorva buying extra packs of condom and poor Mishra getting lost in his electorate posters! What is safe for healthy life? Ribbed, Perfumed, Dotted or sometimes flavored condoms or two color, non glossy, printed on cheap paper, electoral posters?
Who lived who died? Who slept without getting infected to AIDS?
Answers, truth revealed, dark secrets unearthed, joyous moments in bed, toiling in dirt and grim! Who won what? And who lost what? What proved to be more useful? Extra ribbed, dotted, flavored, lubricated condoms or non-glossy, cheap looking, unattractive, two color electoral posters.
What happened to the **Yezdi Guy?
Whom did Mishra meet in February?
What fate Apurva met above the Bansal Hardware’s in the year 2008?
And last but not the least
Spot the three Msians; who only God knows are doing what in my review?
What else to look for-
Brilliant direction of Prakash Jha
Shreyaas Talpade's performance
Imaad Shah's cool dude tricks
Sumptuous Ishita Sharma in short school skirt
