May 16, 2008 06:47 PM
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(Updated May 16, 2008 08:02 PM)
Ek macchaar….aadmi ko mad with anger banaa detaa!
*Atleast this is the case with me!
Just one **mosquito kiss** and I am mad with frustration and anger!
*Frustration:** how come a **0.00000001 gram** weight mosquito can take pangaa with **75 Kgs** of Human body
*Anger:** this is my home- **damn mosquitoes!** No space for you here! I have paid the entire amount for this flat and I can’t have a FREE, IRRITATING resident living at my expense feeding on my blood!
*Tortoise doesn’t win the race!
*Packets after packets gutted to keep the ***macchaar*** community away. But what do I get in end- irritating song in my ears- ***Jaaneman Jaaneman, Jaaneman jaaneman; jaaneman tera hi naam hai!*** Pat pat! You irritating ***machhaar*****one gone and second down humming the same song in my ears- ***jaaneman jaaneman, jaaneman jaaneman***! Well you can beat **eleven** in **20 overs** but can you beat hundreds **overnight**? I had to sing- ***Kachhuaaa tu chalaa jaa!**
All Out for Duck?
*Believe me till the time I saw only the ads of ALL OUT I used to think this is a product with some flap kind machine which sucks ***macchaar*** in it! Remember the tongue wagging, frog jumping ad? Well some one can be that stupid? **Sorry sir- at times I am**!
I wanted this one player to score good! But my luck was similar with ***Malaayee Chop*** of **Bangalore Royals**- No luck- players out of tournament and- ***har taraf tera jalwaa, har taraf tera jalwaa- mere kaano ke upar tu! Mere hathon per face per tu! Oye machhaar***! Darn that was a scene- a mosquito sitting pretty atop an ALL OUT Machine- having ***pyaar waali kotchie koo***! ALL OUT- and I sent it to the pavilion- some unreachable place in my cupboard!
The 80’s return!
*Frustrated to hilt and controlling my anger- suddenly I went flash back to my childhood in 80’s and saw my **warrior** Uncles and relatives- tying a handkerchief covering mouth and nostril. And heading a war with sprayer in their hands- winning and killing the enemies- whoosh whoosh whoosh- mass level sabotage! Hundreds and thousands running for their lives and those who could not evade the spray- ***wahi khatam ho gaye!
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Idea Aya re!
*On my next trip to the chemist- I asked for a **Baygon Spray**! He did show me modern spray bottle one shown at the product category here! But my ***jakhmi dil!*** Wanted some more! **Something more and powerful for my revenge**! I asked him for a **tin can** together with **sprayer**! He was amused. Who needs to do this in these times when every thing is slick and comfy to use- much like the **Baygon Spray Bottle**- but I knew my enemies are strong and I wanted the **Brahmaastra** which **Brahmaa himself** too might have used to get these irritating fellas out his home! Pat came my ammunition(sprayer) with bottle of **Baygon**- now in a new ***avtaar*** plastic bottle instead of that **tin can.
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Himmat jagi Safltaa mili!
***1000 percent sure **about my victory me as a Gladiator came back home that day! And poured the Brahmaastra into the sprayer! Every one laughing at me- what have you brought- and my first attack- every thing changed- **machhar- brother **and **wife** all running for a cover! My God- I never imagined this kind of brilliant results! **Mind-blowing** they have all ran for the terrace and I have the entire house for me but with the strong, unbearable, poignant smell. Now you can see- Humans can’t even survive this – **toh macchar ki kya aukaaat? **That first night with all the hate words from my brother and wife I was still joyous with my glory- the victory over **irritating fellas** at home- **yes I mean all the fellas-** who irritate me different kind!** Now of course two of the irritating fellas have won back their territories and the sprayer and tin can have been given to my maid’s custody- with strict instructions to use when no one is at home and never to let this in the hands of Alok.
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But friends I have achieved whatever I wanted:
***Freedom from Mosquitoes! Never mind some irritating fellas still sharing your space! **You can’t get everything as per your whims and fancy- you have to compromise at one or the other point. So till then I am happy with my ***macchaar*** free space**- THE GOOD OLD BAYGON PLASTIC CAN WITH SPRAYER IS A CLEAR WINNER HERE!
***Man of the match and man of the series is undoubtedly- BAYGON SPRAY!*
