Bihari Beauty !. Review on American Beauty

This is a spoof on the movie American Beauty

This is my neighbourhood...this is my wife who admires men more successful than me and wants to be PM someday... this is my daughter Misa - a typical Bihari teenager, ignorant, boring and dull. I love milking cows and spraying in my dhoti and basically that’s it. It’s all downhill from here.

In an attempt to get closer to his daughter, Aloo agrees to be chief guest at a ladies kho-kho match where Misa is participating. Aloo sees Misa’s friend - Kayavati. Aloo gets totally mesmerized by Kaya’s grace and spills his ‘special’ chief guest lassi on himself in the euphoria.

Meanwhile the Yadavs have a new next door neighbour - it’s none other than Kallu yawn singh. He’s also a veteran politician and his son Mullu yawn singh has this crush on Misa. He spies on Misa from his tabela. He gets caught by her and is terribly abused, but he’s just supremely confident. Mullu finds Misa interesting and totally ignores Misa’s friend Kayavati.

Atul Bihari throws a party at Delhi where all politicians are invited. Rubbery makes Aloo cut the bushy hair coming out from his ears to spare her the embarrassment! This is the point where Aloo cracks and frustration kicks in, but for Rubbery this is the chance to meet her rival but idol politician Atul. The good part of this outing is that Laloo finds the key to youth as well as a personal hero in the form of Mullu-yawn.

Aloo decides to change. He starts working out every morning and does dand baithak and rassi kood with his fellow politicians - misras and yadavs.. Mullu has finally impressed Misa and they start milking buffaloes together while extolling the virtues of their most beautiful scene together - a piece of cowdung in close up.

Aloo now works at the local dairy farm. Aloo catches Rubbery and Atul Behari red-handed when they drop by to order a balti of milk. Rubbery starts feeling guilty and weeps and all ‘cos her pativrata image is totally ruined.

Aloo finally manages to get close to Kayavati, her earthy perfume is driving him crazy, her horns are moving up and down and her tail is flapping madly??? Of course, she’s a cow dammnit. But sadly enough, he’s impotent without his Viagra and is arrested by Mullu Yawn Singh for his latest scam involving Tampons and floor cleaner (too grisly to elaborate)!!!

Now Aloo is in jail and we’ll watch out for a sequel.

Man, this guy keke is copying reviews big time and no one notices.. ex - devadas from indiatimes.com