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Posted Dec 12, 2009 | General | 599 Views   

yeh hai Bambai meri jaan...

Only local train passengers in Mumbai will know how helpful commuters try to be....... Last week, a helpless victim fell prey to the over enthusiastic Bombay 's local train commuters. Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but... Only local train passengers in Mumbai will know how helpful commuters try to be....... Last week, a helpless victim fell prey to the over enthusiastic Bombay 's local train commuters. Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as luck and trains would have it, boarded a fast train not halting at his destination. He panicked on realising his mistake but by then the local had started moving. On seeing his plight, a sympathetic co-passenger decided to come to his rescue. It seemed that he had been commuting by that particular train (6:03pm Kasara Fast) for the past 6 years and had noticed that the train always slowed down just before Matunga station and crawled at a snail's pace while passing through it. He told the man to jump out of the running train as it slowed down and that with a little bit of fleet-footedness, he would make it safely on terra firma. However, knowing the man's inexperience, he added some words of caution: "Keep running the moment you jump or you'll fall. Just keep running." He stressed the word "running" lest the man not know the laws of motion. The train did slow down just before Matunga station and at the prompting of his mentor, our hero jumped out of the train and started running as if all hell had broken loose. What he didn't realise, of course, was that he was running parallel to the train instead of running away from it. Meanwhile, the train slowed down further, so that the man was running faster than the train. In the process, he reached the door of the next compartment and the footboard commuters there pulled him in thinking he was trying to board the train! To his agony, the train picked up speed and sped past Matunga and his new co-passengers started to congratulate him on how lucky he had been, until he told them that they had actually undone what he had done with great difficulty. Those standing at the door of his "ex-compartment" had witnessed the whole drama and just couldn't stop laughing at the poor man's situation, while he grinned sheepishly!! ! Ae dil, hai mushkil, jeena yahaan, Zara hatke, zara bachke, yeh hai Bambai meri jaan...... src: fwd mail Read More
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Posted Nov 27, 2009 | General | 1558 Views   (Updated Dec 23, 2009 10:34 AM)

Happy birthday Ajmal Kasab

Dear Mohammad Ajmal Kasab, Wish you a very Happy Birthday and many more happy returns of the day. Yes, had it not been our peace loving authorities to take good care of you, you too would have died on the fateful day, 26/11, when you dared to... Dear Mohammad Ajmal Kasab, Wish you a very Happy Birthday and many more happy returns of the day. Yes, had it not been our peace loving authorities to take good care of you, you too would have died on the fateful day, 26/11, when you dared to open fire to claim many innocent Indian lives for your filthy motive. You are so cool, you took so many lives that day with a trigger and got yourself a new life! You infiltrated into amchi Mumbai, ruined our prestigious monuments, brutally took lives of so many innocent people, widowed happy wives and orphaned countless kids and caused destruction to our much loved city with your dastardly and cowardly attacks. We can’t put our feelings in words to see you alive and in pink of your health, living on our money, surviving on rich food, taken care of by money we pay as taxes. The money that we pay as tax so that hardcore criminals like you eat, drink and sleep comfortably, while we continue spending sleepless nights waiting for another Kasab to show up. While millions of Indian citizens spend their lives on roads, are deprived of basic amenities and medication, live with a fear of another horrendous attack by uncivilized creatures like you, our system is extra cautious for your well-being. We are sure you are safe in police custody with guards on your sides to fulfill your every small requirement. We have full faith in our systems. And we know you will live happily ever after in the confines of the four walls of the prison where you don’t have to worry about earning your bread and butter. Cause we have other issues to deal with, and react violently when someone discourages the use of Hindi language and Mumbai is referred to Bombay. Though its months after you confessed your crime, our ‘efficient’ system will ensure your safety and comfort for more days to come, when giving you an apt punishment is the last thing on their minds, while the common man remains busy seeking survival in this city. Wish you a Happy Birthday again darling, and we are sure you will have no complaints with our system. Best Wishes, A true Indian src: forwarded mail Read More
Posted Sep 15, 2009 | General | 473 Views   

Making a Difference

Come upto this beautiful story, that's teach us a very important lesson...like to share with u all.. A vacationing businessman was walking along a beach when he saw a young boy near the shore walking towards the ocean. There were... Come upto this beautiful story, that's teach us a very important lesson...like to share with u all.. A vacationing businessman was walking along a beach when he saw a young boy near the shore walking towards the ocean. There were many starfishes along the shore that had been washed up by the tide and were sure to die before the tide returned. The boy walked slowly along the shore and occasionally reached down and tossed the beached starfish back into the ocean. The businessman, hoping to teach the boy a little lesson in common sense, walked up to the boy and said, "I have been watching what you are doing, son. You have a good heart, and I know you mean well, but do you realize how many beaches there are around here and how many starfish are dying on every beach every day. Surely such an industrious and kind hearted boy such as yourself could find something better to do with your time. Do you really think that what you are doing is going to make a difference?" The boy looked up at the man, and then he looked down at a starfish by his feet. He picked up the starfish, and as he gently tossed it back into the ocean, he said, "It makes a difference to that one." Regards, Pramathesh Read More
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Posted Aug 24, 2009 | General | 576 Views   (Updated Aug 24, 2009 01:19 PM)

Make your statement

Pick the statements from the image as per the conditions mentioned. State it into the comment.
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Posted Jul 16, 2009 | General | 1344 Views   

Political parties match their symbols ...

Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'? A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'? A:To remind Indians tha... Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'? A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'? A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'? A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia. Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'? A: It's a self portrait. Q: Why is Jayalalitha' s symbol 'Two leaves'? A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'? A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'? A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'? A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'? A: Because his time never seems to come Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'? A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you Read More
Posted Jul 16, 2009 | General | 712 Views   

On Learning to Do Better

I walk down the street. There is a hole. I don't see it. I fall in. It isn't my fault. It takes a very long time to get out. I walk down the same street. There is still a deep hole. I pretend not to see it. I fall in.... I walk down the street. There is a hole. I don't see it. I fall in. It isn't my fault. It takes a very long time to get out. I walk down the same street. There is still a deep hole. I pretend not to see it. I fall in. I pretend it's still not my fault. It takes a long time to get out. I walk down the same street. There is still the same deep hole. I see it. I fall in anyway. It's a habit. I get out quicker this time. I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole. I see it. I walk around it. I don't fall in. I walk down a different street. -- Found in a fwd. mail thought to share it with u all.. Read More
Posted May 19, 2009 | General | 748 Views   

Consumer Awareness - 32 GB Kingston Pen Drive

ITS A FAKE PEN DRIVE. Some of my friends buy it from an unknown person, on searching in net I got this complaints which is similar to there case.. "I HAVE BOUGHT KINGSTON 32 GB PEN DRIVE FROM UNKNOWN PERSON, WHEN I BOUGHT IT, I JU... ITS A FAKE PEN DRIVE. Some of my friends buy it from an unknown person, on searching in net I got this complaints which is similar to there case.. "I HAVE BOUGHT KINGSTON 32 GB PEN DRIVE FROM UNKNOWN PERSON, WHEN I BOUGHT IT, I JUST CHECKED ITS CAPACITY WHICH WAS SHOWING PERFECT, BUT AFTER A USE WHAT I KNEW... 1. The data in the pendrive got corrupted due to bad sectors. 2. On coping pictures I found out that only till 512MB of data was intact, the rest got corrupted. 3. Formatting the Pendrive was of no use. 4. I tried using windows Disk Check utility to see whether the badsectors could be recovered but the program used to hang on initiatingit. 5. On opening the pendrive I saw the PCB was in a pretty bad condition. 6. Only a 512MB RAM Chip was used in the PCB. I AM NOT ONLY THE PERSON FACING THIS PROBLEM, LOTS OF PEOPLES FACING THE SAME PROBLEM... NOW TO WHOM I CAN GIVE THE COMPLAIN FOR THIS CHEATING HAPPENED WITH ME... ISN'T RESPONSIBILITY OF KINGSTON TECHNOLOGY TO FIND OUT THE CHEATERS & STOP THERE ACTIVITIES." So, if you come to such person be aware and don't buy such stuffs from them. Do keep inform this to your friends too, so that they may not get cheated. Go for branded, which comes with warranty. Regards, -- Pramathesh Read More
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Posted Dec 24, 2008 | General | 509 Views   (Updated Dec 24, 2008 05:18 PM)

song -dedicated to my colleague Nadeem-the tester

This songs are originally composed by some of our colleague at their leisure time, They sung to tease, joy and laugh.. Do enjoy and please appreciate this ultra talented guys for there composition. Any other composition are also welcome.... This songs are originally composed by some of our colleague at their leisure time, They sung to tease, joy and laugh.. Do enjoy and please appreciate this ultra talented guys for there composition. Any other composition are also welcome.. Amol --------------------------------------------- QA hi jannat meri ,Qa hi mera junoon QA hi mannat meri ,Qa hi rooh ka sukoon QA hi aakhion ki thandak, QA hi dil ki hai dastak Aur kuch na janu mein, bas itna hi jaanu build mein BUG dikhta hai Yaara mein kya karu Build mein BUG dikhta hai Yaara mein kya karu kya automation kar sakta hun Yaara mein kya karu Build main BUG dikhta hai Yaara mein kya karu Yaara mein kya karu Build main BUG dikhta hai Yaara mein kya karu Javed --------------------------- Nadeem the tester jab PRT test karne chala mere yaar Sunlo sunlo Dhoond raha tha fail karne ka bahana Mere yaar Sunlo Sunlo Wohhhhhhh Manual hi karta raha Ohhoooohoooooooo Wohhhhhhh Automation nahi kar saka Ohooooooo Uske the jo sapne sab doobey paani mein Aisa tha Nadeem tester Pramod --------------------------- note: nadeem one of our coleague, on whom many songs are composed. Ghar se nikalatye hi, kuch door chalate hi ........ {{{ Nadeem version}}} build ke jaate hi....... kuch testing karate hi...... mil jata hai isme BUGS!!!!!!! Kal subah dekha toh ....... Test case banata woh ..... Small talk mein aaya nazar Read More
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 | General | 2189 Views   (Updated Aug 13, 2008 02:18 PM)

On our 61 Independence day..

National Pledge, long I have being recited in schools during assemblies..time to remind it once again.. India is my country and all Indians are my brothers and sisters. I love my country and I am proud of its rich and varied heritage.... National Pledge, long I have being recited in schools during assemblies..time to remind it once again.. India is my country and all Indians are my brothers and sisters. I love my country and I am proud of its rich and varied heritage. I shall always strive to be worthy of it. I shall give my parents, teachers and all elders, respect, and treat everyone with courtesy. To my country and my people, I pledge my devotion. In their well being and prosperity alone, lies my happiness. JAI HIND !! Read More
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Posted Jul 22, 2008 | General | 579 Views   (Updated Jul 22, 2008 05:47 PM)

Believe..

In life there are some situation ocours when you have no option left with you. then you blindly follow your heart and believe, things might happen in sudden way. And by luck or what, it's happen as you thought it should. How strange, Is Beleiving has that much power?
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