Here is the second part of Distorted Definitions which needless to say, are result of my unique brand of humor!
Socialite: An excessively rich person who has accidentally got plenty of money through inheritance, family connections or marriage. Generally found dumb and pompous.
Dating: Process of being judgmental about the other person and outlining reasons to ditch him/her in order to get someone “better” for your ego satisfaction.
Job Interview: Meeting where your lying abilities are tested.
Management Graduate (MBA): A self-proclaimed over achiever, having unreasonably high opinion of himself/herself and yet, having expertise in no particular area. Basically; no substance, all pretense.
Husband: A money bag used for paying EMIs and bills :) Easily frightened by an authority known as “wife":)
Marriage Proposal: Bait thrown to trap someone pretty/handsome. Usually, accompanied by expensive gifts.
Spouse: A trophy used for displaying in Facebook profile pictures.
Facebook Profile: A display of your life which you wish was true but is actually a desperate cover up for your sad existence!
Matrimonial Sites: Place for Despos who are otherwise, unable to attract a mate from opposite sex, in real life.
And last but not the least…….
Pregnancy: A social stamp of potency of the involved man.
:)
Vaibhavi
