Mar 01, 2008 12:41 AM
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I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF I HURT A HARD CORE RAJNI FAN'S SENTIMENTS .PLS TAKE THIS LIGHTLY .THE STATEMENTS BELOW WERE RECEIVED BY ME IN MAIL, SENT TO ME BY A HARD CORE RAJNI FAN WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.ENJOY
* § **Rajanikanth** makes onions cry.
§**Rajanikanth** can delete the Recycle Bin.
§ Bill Gates lives in constant fear that **Rajanikanth**' PC will crash.
§ Ghosts are actually caused by **Rajanikanth** killing people faster than Death can process them.
§ **Rajanikanth** can build a snowman. out of rain.
§ **Rajanikanth** can strangle you with a cordless phone.
§ **Rajanikanth** can drown a fish.
§ **Rajanikanth** can play the violin. .with a piano.
§ When **Rajanikanth** enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, . . he turns the dark off.
§ **Rajanikanth** once had a heart attack. . his heart lost.
§ When **Rajanikanth** looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between **Rajanikanth** and **Rajanikanth**.
§ Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. **Rajanikanth** can throw Brett Favre even further.
§ The last digit of pi is **Rajanikanth**. He is the end of all things.
§ **Rajanikanth** does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
§ Bullets dodge **Rajanikanth**.
§ A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to **Rajanikanth** and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
§ **Rajanikanth**' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools **Rajanikanth**.
§ If you spell **Rajanikanth** wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean **Rajanikanth**?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
§ **Rajanikanth** can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
§ Once a cobra bit **Rajanikanth**' leg. After five days of excruciating pain………………………the cobra died.
§ When **Rajanikanth** gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
§ **Rajanikanth** can kill two stones with one bird.
§ **Rajanikanth** was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
§ Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. **Rajanikanth** can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
§ There is no such thing as global warming. **Rajanikanth** was feeling cold, so he turned the sun up.
§ **Rajanikanth** can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass…………….at night.
§ **Rajanikanth** has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
§ **Rajanikanth** once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
§ In an average living room there are 1, 242 objects **Rajanikanth** could use to kill you, including the room itself.
§ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is **Rajanikanth**.
§ **Rajanikanth** destroyed the periodic table, because **Rajanikanth** only recognizes the element of surprise.
§ **Rajanikanth** got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
§ With the rising cost of gasoline, **Rajanikanth** is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
§ The square root of **Rajanikanth** is pain. Do not try to square **Rajanikanth**, the result is death.
§ When you say "no one's perfect", **Rajanikanth** takes this as a personal insult.*
