Spatial ~HoLi~ session. Review on Lok Sabha

On the eve of Holy “HOLI” Faisal the CEO of MS decided to call upon a Spatial Parliamentary Sessionof MS members.

Every one excited and wearing white(kyunki jaise nayaa murgaa jyada baang detaa hai waise hi nayaa netaa naye naye kurte pahantaa hai), netas and netisof MS world

Faisal the CEO also decided upon portfolios of all the MS members who will be now called Hon’ble Sinister for so and so! The portfolios distributed were

ChintuMani Ragdra Jhugdaa Petis: Hon’ble Sinister for Education

Rohit the paapad maker: Hon’ble Sinister of communication

Flying the knicker falling elephant: Hon’ble Sinister of Civil Aviation

Sudipto the Shining Temple: Hon’ble Sinister of Health and oratory

Bill Bhej and it comes again: Hon’ble Sinister of Water resources

Spike the serial kookad killer: Hon’ble Sinister of Steel and mining

Ravi Dutt the Honeymoon Inn: Hon’ble Sinister of Foreign Affairs(joint portfolio: angle, ipsh and games bond02)

Hakuna kanda batata: Hon’ble Sinister of science and technology

Madhuri Meena Kumari:(till date she is using this very ID, God knows about tomorrow): Sinister for Women Welfare

Shanti the curious ben: new recruit: after her much acclaimed Singapore tour: Hon’ble Sinister of Tourism

Few more sinisters avoided the show cause they got the hint that this joint session of public/ CEO and members was headed by AAM AADMI- who did not hesitate to pull a renowned member, FE’s, pant(trouser before he asks) down when he called himself distinguished for being called upon in Mumbai Buzz Award ceremony. A changing India is of course seeing hell lot of power in AAM AADAMI. So less said is better!

CEO the Faisal lit the HOLIKA DAHAN and the fire got transformed to AAM AADMI’s fiery eyes- furious he was with all the corrupt antics of these Hon’ble Sinisters, his burning eyes pounced upon the Chinta Ragdaa Petis always fighting to sit in the front row; lo and behold, little did she know, this was not the day for sitting in the front row!

Aam Aadami: Speaker sir the CEO saahub: this Sinister Chinta the jhugdaa Petis, is kingpin of a big network of corruption, all the books that are assigned for free distribution among socially weak segment is not trickling down to lower levels, she is the one who is using them all and you see sir she has the courage of reviewing them on MS too, one after another! She is fast turning up as our desi edition of “bhooker award”. Who shall stop her from doing all these, was she elected as Hon’ble Sinister for education to do all these?

CEO the Faisal: HMMMMMM

AAM Aadami:(ye aag aaj nahi bujhegi): and speaker sir, this Rohit the pappu pager, is letting no brand come to local markets other than Motorola; the moment we buy any other handset our connections are cut and we get continuous sms, change to Moto or live with a dead set you DODO. Is this the job of a communication Sinister to watch out for which handset we are using? I am sure he is being paid hefty money by MOTO people sir!

All the people in Public Arena: hai hai pappu pager! Hai hai

Rohit is seen hiding his new MOTO Razor to avoid it being snatched by the public and thrown in the HOLIKA!

AAM AADAMI again: and CEO the speaker saahub: look at our civil aviation Sinister: all he wants- is a plane; by hook or crook; this is heights! A sinister talking in public to get a plane by hacking some member’s account and stealing all the money! How safe are we in the air? I am afraid to be thrown out of plane in mid of the air after an announcement by captain “That FE the Hon’ble Sinister of aviation has finally managed to buy this one so we better get off now!”

Chintan the jhugdaa petis looking relaxed now- she has so many counterfeit partners here!

Meanwhile Sudipto the doctor used his trick to crouch in cluttered parking lot and absconded the scene because he was sitting just next to FE!

Bill Bhej also managed to get filtered in the crowd!

Spike and Ipshita were busy in chit-chat unaware of the fact that AAM AADMI’s fiery eyes are next on them;

AAM AADMI: Speaker sir, now please ask the Hon’ble Sinister of Steel what is his achievement for this financial year? Our steel industries are no more making heavy infrastructure items, no cars, no train coaches, no stainless-steel innovative items, all that they are manufacturing is Stainless Steel Pressure Kookad? Why sir why? Cause our Hon’ble Sinister sir has caught fancy of bursting pressure kookads, last week he came out with five efficient way of bursting kookad? And God knows next how he is going to burst crores of kookads more!

Spike: Ahem! but sir our production for pressure kookads has gone up, my review was tested and tried by so many in world and lolz! we are getting heavy export orders to send more. India will soon become the biggest exporter of pressure kookads sir!

AAM AADMI: khaaaamosh you mean development is equal to more and more kookads? It seems you want to spread new type of bird flu with so many kookads in making?

Suddenly there’s humdrum in the parliament- we see Swan excited and jubilant- gajodhar bhaiyaa aayein hain gajodhar bhiaiyaa aayein hain! All sinisters run for cover pretending they are “oh so excited to meet to Gajodhar”- but their God knows, had not Gajodhar barged in between, it was their doom’s day at the hands of AAM AADAMI!

*!Happy Holi!

Those who are still safe;

Have two extra pegs of *bhaang!

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