Oct 08, 2007 01:46 PM
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(Updated Oct 08, 2007 01:49 PM)
Gone are the days when me, being a bachelor boy used to have my own share of creams, fragrances and gels in my cupboard- this is the day when I stock them up with variety of Wines, Champaign and Whiskey which are deliberately hidden from my disclosed booty of beverages at home. Because at home- The rule for “booty more than you deserve” has a similarity with Income Tax goons- seized in surprise raids! So my private cupboard now comes to hide all those undisclosed neck-wet stuff! All the bottles of shampoo, fragrances and facial creams have given way to more respective members of my life. So now how do I take care of my regular “beauty care” requirement? Simple! I nibble on my wife’s. Like a rat who nibbles on our leftover food in kitchen without our permission and heck without we being known!
Well there are some rules for nibbling on your wife’s beauty treatment stuff! Adhere to the rules and you succeed in bringing forth the hidden Mr. Beautiful in you!
#1 every morning use the bathroom after your wife does- cause in the haste to leavet for office, she tends to leave more of her beauty secrets behind- unchecked and unclaimed!
#2never pour the stuff in the bottle equivalent to your body volume, this way the bottle gets emptied much faster compared to standard conditions, and hence the chances to get caught is increased.
#3read the various shampoo qualities before actually using it- or you might end up using a shampoo for curly hairs in your straightened hair- and have to comb your hair all through the day-(I have experienced once how terrible it felt)
# 4 since you using smaller quantity than prescribed- prolong the usage time- this way you can compensate for the quantity for quality result.
#5maintain a cyclic order for using variety of beauty care products, face wash on day one, scrubber cream for day 3, body lotion for day 5, bleach for day 7- hogging on all the stuff in a single day! Poor poor boy- you will be caught!
#6 if you have an eye for stacking up the bottle in the right manner- mix and match those precious bottles with usual bottles on the bathroom shelves- this way you can help the beauty care products- disguise in ordinary soap bottles- hence less chances of your wife- reclaiming the booty
#7never ever accept your crime if caught- always let the hint of confusion prevail- so that you continue using those stuff
#8last but most important rule- female lot are lot moresenti-mental about their beauty stuff- so believe me always be careful using those products- as not to get caught right measure of quantity and accurate cycling order will help you use the booty for times to come
# 9always keep some cheap stuff shampoo and lotion ready in your hand- when caught- force your words on her- I never ever prefer sharing those personal items- see I have got mine! Say this with a bold grin on your face!
#10 if you are damn loser- man you can’t ever handle those things with deft- mend your ways- you loser! **Buy your own stuff the very next day!
*Value additions and comments are more than welcome!
