Bloody Britishers. Review on Big Brother - TV Serial

I am writing an open

letter to Shilpa Shetty.

Dear

Shilpa:

I never had any

respect for you as an actress. I remember your debut opposite King Khan in

'Baazigar'. Apart from shaking your booty to "Kitaabein bahut tumne padhi hongi

lekin" and dying before the interval you did precious little in the movie. You

were too scrawny and dark for my liking. Then came "Main Khiladi Tu Anari" in

which you outdid yourself in shaking the booty bit. Thumak thumak tha tha you

went to the music.

For many years,

people remembered you only for those two booty shakes and a roll-in-the-hay with

Akshay Stud Kumar. And then you almost disappeared. Only to surface again with

some some nose and silicon implants in "Dhadkan" and "Dus". I still did not like

you.

A few months back

Big Boss started on Sony and some havebeens, starwannabes and starlets got

noticed. One day, Shilpa Shetty, I discovered had decided to hitch on to the BIG

fever. She got herself on the original show - BIG BROTHER. Some sections of the

media celebrated as if Shilpa was getting the biggest prize of all time from

Alfred Nobel himself. And then the natak started.

Some gora chamdis on

the show called you a Bloody Paki, a bloody Indian and made fun of the way

Indians used their hands to eat. Rascists, rascists all of them. -------EDITED -------- Don't cry on the show and make a bloody fool of yourself, you bloody Shilpa.

Don't beg for international patronage, you will get it if you have it but the

sad part is that you don't. You should have walked out after slapping the bloody

gaals of the BLOODY BRITS.

You're getting big

bucks and mega publicity.  I understand. For gods sake stop whining - hit them

in the middle and the swines will be rolling in the mud with

pain.

Sincerely

Indian